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Welcome to this week's SheepTrax Xpress. We're offering up tasty fillets of the god of self, a jihadist spelling bee-heading gone sadly awry, a prophetic drive-by assassination, and a dire parable for the modern church from a dead, dancing fish.
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Mummies For Nothing
By bryan • on February 9, 2009
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Greetings my fellow Sheeplings,
Angry Bible readers, faithful chickens, aliens, postmodern "ministry" and flesh-eating zombies, plus a new parable from the world of archery. Grab your coffee for this week's edition of SheepTrax Xpress. If you would, forward it to a few friends. Thanks.
'Till next week,
Bryan Hupperts
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Greetings friends of SheepTrax Xpress!
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Enjoy this week's SheepTrax and please pray as we go forth with our paper edition.
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Stumbling Blocks, a church game
By bryan • on January...

Welcome to this week's SheepTrax Xpress. From exploring the cosmos to pleading with Bono, we have enough material to offend or inspire pretty much everyone. Thought for the week: Truth is only hate if you will not yeild to it. You may quote me.
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The Window at the End of the Universe
My cosmic quest for the fabled Window at the End of the Universe was over. Suddenly, it appeared before me suspended in space. Like a pilgrim...

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Another week, another time for pop culture parables. This week, we offer up Afterlife Elvis, a new advice columnist, an open letter to Jimmy Buffett, a one act play and more. Feel free to share these stories with friends.
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Afterlife Elvis
By bryan • on January 12, 2009
Calling Elvis? The King here. That’s right, you little Hound Dogs, it’s me – Afterlife Elvis! Jesus Christ, the risen King of Kings put in a little request that I...

Welcome to this week's SheepTrax Xpress where, "It's not the News, It's the Truth!"  I am setting up my schedule for 2009 and am available for speaking engagements.
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Opraholics Anonymous
By bryan • on January 5, 2009
No More O-gasms! Bertha Canal is a Middle America soccer mom complete with a middle management husband, 2 cats, 3 kids, an SUV, and a terrible secret. She’s a recovering Oprah addict.  Founder of...

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I went to a Carnival
By bryan • on December 29, 2008
I went to a carnival billed as THE GREATEST CARNIVAL SHOW ON EARTH! As I pulled in to...

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ebay Auction
By bryan • on December 22, 2008
In the middle of the night, I woke up (or thought I did) to do some last minute holiday shopping on my favorite auction website, ebay.  Anyway, I typed in the URL and noticed immediately that the homepage looked different. Next to the ebay...

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Enjoiy our guest columnist, Dr. John Hartmann (Lovadollar Foundation).
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If Jesus Had A TV Ministry
By bryan • on December 15, 2008
  They smile in your face... What would Jesus would do today if he had a daily TV ministry show? Does modern Christian TV programming line up with the blueprint called the Bible?  I can see the lights coming up, the fanfare of the music swelling, the crowds roaring...

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Unholy Nights! Dusty the Demon Doll said Jesus!
By bryan • on December 8, 2008
Ghouls just want to have fun? Balir Faingoth, a Southern California mother of two, is outraged and, of course, suing anyone and everything remotely connected with Dusty the...

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Interview With A Foolish Virgin
By bryan • on December 1, 2008
Like A Virgin? They are the stuff of Jesus most enigmatic, haunting parable – the five foolish virgins. SheepTrax Undercover managed...

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Drinking At The Black Hole
By bryan • on November 23, 2008
Nursing a Seething Grudge The din of the jukebox, the smell of sleaze, the hustlers and the hustled, all swirling madly together like a slithering shadow silhouetted against the cheap Christmas lights that...

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The Politically-Correct Red Riding Hood
By bryan • on November 13, 2008
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone...

King's Kids Cruise Lines Is Sinking!
“Um, this is your Captain speaking. Thanks for sailing on the good ship Prosperity owned by King's Kids Cruise Lines, sponsored by the man known for ‘marketing the faith once sold to the saints’ – Reverend T.V. Cash.”
“Umm, that horrific thud you heard, the one faith talkers have commanded away in the name o’ Jesus? Yeah, well, we’ve hit a little snag. A rock, actually. Natural eyes say there is a big gaping hole...

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